| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #475 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #87 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #597 | eggnog | 30 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1353 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #722 | fruitcake | 30 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #800 | gingerbread bugbear | 28 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #155 | lost elf luggage | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |