| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #476 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #598 | eggnog | 30 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #722 | fruitcake | 30 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #801 | gingerbread bugbear | 28 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #154 | lost elf luggage | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |