| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #754 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | aspirin | 351 |
| #310 | baconstone | 25 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #6 | crazy little Turkish delight | 45,912 |
| #336 | drywall axe | 39 |
| #687 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| #102 | especially salty dog | 5 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #471 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #535 | porquoise | 14 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |