| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #396 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #713 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | aspirin | 351 |
| #312 | baconstone | 25 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #3174 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #5 | crazy little Turkish delight | 45,912 |
| #336 | drywall axe | 39 |
| #686 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| #103 | especially salty dog | 5 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #957 | grue egg | 28 |
| #478 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #538 | porquoise | 14 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #2479 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4860 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2485 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3324 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4012 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |