| #9 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 2 |
| #432 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #191 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #113 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 370 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #349 | annoying pitchfork | 8 |
| #73 | ant agonist | 61 |
| #94 | ant hoe | 5 |
| #71 | ant pick | 8 |
| #79 | ant pitchfork | 6 |
| #88 | ant rake | 6 |
| #106 | ant sickle | 4 |
| #720 | baby killer bee | 12 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #272 | bag of W&Ws | 9 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #239 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #98 | beer goggles | 7 |
| #39 | beer lens | 117 |
| #103 | black gold | 7 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #349 | black striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #307 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #121 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 85 |
| #115 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 8 |
| #379 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #113 | bottle of alcohol | 47 |
| #119 | bottle of antifreeze | 8 |
| #162 | bottle of cooking sherry | 12 |
| #223 | bottle of gin | 102 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #132 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #273 | bottle of popskull | 8 |
| #527 | bottle of rum | 78 |
| #35 | bottle of sake | 60 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #166 | bottle of tequila | 223 |
| #20 | bottle of ultravitamins | 41 |
| #202 | bottle of vodka | 128 |
| #158 | bottle of whiskey | 352 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #60 | box | 275 |
| #247 | box of Dweebs | 11 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #148 | boxed wine | 258 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #176 | dragon snaps | 10 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #660 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 66 |
| #1298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1585 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 32 |
| #1848 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #1925 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1561 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1386 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1590 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1752 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1849 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1585 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #90 | sugar chapeau | 2 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #117 | sugar shield | 5 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #63 | sugar shirt | 4 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #171 | tattered scrap of paper | 46 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #142 | toe jam | 4 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #144 | traffic jam | 4 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #347 | white class ring | 20 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #439 | worthless gewgaw | 9 |
| #447 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #30 | zen motorcycle | 2 |