| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #566 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 13 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #620 | astronaut pants | 12 |
| #118 | banana-frosted king cake | 19 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #30 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 22 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #973 | candy cane | 36 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #549 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 18 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #595 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #463 | delicious salad | 109 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #294 | dusty Crimbo crate | 36 |
| #730 | eggnog | 24 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #705 | fruitcake | 31 |
| #757 | gingerbread bugbear | 30 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1081 | monomolecular yo-yo | 18 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #882 | roasted marshmallow | 15 |
| #358 | robotronic egg | 70 |
| #786 | rogue swarmer | 60 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #926 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #393 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 42 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #673 | theoretical string | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #87 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 16 |
| #257 | wad of cotton | 12 |