| #84 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 27 |
| #96 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 15 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #697 | Ram's Face Lager | 8 |
| #72 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 24 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #447 | bottle of alcohol | 4 |
| #407 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #361 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #221 | cup of primitive beer | 10 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #899 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #728 | lavender candy heart | 8 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #924 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #56 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 837 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #891 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #988 | yellow candy heart | 5 |