| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #58 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 176 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #466 | delicious salad | 107 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #863 | filthy lucre | 37 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #269 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #646 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #629 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #43 | magical mystery juice | 1,983 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #683 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #216 | shingle | 38 |
| #1623 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2570 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3568 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |