| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #58 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 176 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3278 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #467 | delicious salad | 107 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #864 | filthy lucre | 37 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #648 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #630 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #44 | magical mystery juice | 1,983 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #685 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #216 | shingle | 38 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #4494 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3753 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2652 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2803 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |