| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #314 | Crimbuck | 2,999 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #2616 | box of sunshine | 39 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #146 | hobo nickel | 2,024 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #151 | stainless steel scarf | 16 |
| #224 | stainless steel shillelagh | 14 |
| #262 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #197 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #150 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #144 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |