| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1163 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #228 | Boss Bat britches | 57 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #303 | Crown of the Goblin King | 77 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #156 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 45 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #498 | baconstone | 16 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #568 | badass belt | 84 |
| #829 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| #816 | blood flower | 6 |
| #424 | bottle of goofballs | 60 |
| #1847 | box of sunshine | 80 |
| #579 | brick | 65 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #416 | can of Red Minotaur | 9 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #458 | clown hammer | 63 |
| #15 | continuum transfunctioner | 29 |
| #1092 | defective skull | 8 |
| #1033 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #402 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 72 |
| #275 | eye of newt | 42 |
| #445 | fake fake vomit | 74 |
| #441 | fake hand | 63 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1269 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #517 | grue egg | 50 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1047 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #923 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #783 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 33 |
| #823 | pail | 10 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #989 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #752 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #344 | porquoise | 22 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #28 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 37 |
| #702 | rubber emo roe | 42 |
| #453 | salamander spleen | 16 |
| #27 | severed rocking horse head | 13 |
| #388 | squashed frog | 26 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #141 | stone of eXtreme power | 84 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 938 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 24 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 13 |
| #112 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 26 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15,559 |
| #9 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5,013 |
| #8 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7,893 |
| #175 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 17 |
| #7 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6,683 |
| #14 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3,086 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 387 |
| #392 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 11 |
| #5 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9,037 |
| #14 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2,388 |
| #5 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9,197 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic grue | 2,529 |
| #192 | tiny plastic hermit | 17 |
| #14 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2,002 |
| #7 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8,282 |
| #22 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1,240 |
| #4 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11,661 |
| #4 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10,874 |
| #126 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 25 |
| #14 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2,190 |
| #125 | tiny plastic sauceror | 24 |
| #91 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 31 |
| #10 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5,053 |
| #5 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9,093 |
| #4 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9,439 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #149 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 23 |
| #498 | toast | 1,925 |
| #1035 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #826 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #928 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #724 | yellow snowcone | 44 |
| #145 | yeti fur | 2,119 |
| #116 | zombie pineal gland | 30 |