| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #684 | anticheese | 4 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #903 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #871 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #945 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #1049 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #438 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2577 | toast | 24 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |