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| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
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| 🥈 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 8,257 |
| #21 | Batfellow comic | 14 |
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| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
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| #102 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
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| #50 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 3 |
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| #6 | Rethinking Candy | 4 |
| #90 | Schrödinger's thermos | 420 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #338 | The Cooler Out of Space | 6 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 15 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
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| #94 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 19 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
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| #388 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #223 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 54 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
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| #12 | antique painting of a landscape | 50 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #341 | antique record album | 9 |
| #11 | antique souvenir drawing | 44 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 13 |
| #87 | beautiful rainbow | 5 |
| #14 | bitter pill | 7 |
| #16 | bottled day | 8 |
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| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #31 | caustic slime nodule | 15 |
| #231 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
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| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
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| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
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