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| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #109 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 30 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #671 | gnoll lips | 2 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #161 | pretty bouquet | 12 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #9 | spider web | 24,720 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #995 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1288 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1494 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1540 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #850 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |