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| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #109 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 30 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #672 | gnoll lips | 2 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #159 | pretty bouquet | 12 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #9 | spider web | 24,720 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #693 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #991 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |