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| #570 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
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| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
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| #1596 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
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| #968 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 4 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #783 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #476 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 73 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
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| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #810 | Spam Witch sammich | 9 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #199 | beanbag chair | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #298 | blue plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1171 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1350 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1462 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #854 | cast | 4 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1046 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #1180 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #944 | cog | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1530 | disco ball | 3 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #653 | draggin' ball hat | 4 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #435 | empty meat tank | 5 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #783 | flaregun | 3 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #7 | furry kilt | 194 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #498 | heavy D | 93 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1442 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #696 | hot katana blade | 7 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #528 | inkwell | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2828 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #791 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #153 | lihc eye | 159 |
| #1026 | line | 1 |
| #1191 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1132 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #481 | marshmallow | 22 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #601 | pirate pelvis | 2 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1361 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #963 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #810 | seal tooth | 5 |
| #1304 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #320 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #933 | spices | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1027 | spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #860 | spring | 5 |
| #878 | sprocket | 5 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
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| #1501 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7821 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #633 | tires | 5 |
| #1101 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1102 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1547 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1910 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |