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| #747 | 33398 scroll | 9 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #775 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #1595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #967 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 4 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #781 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #475 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 73 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #809 | Spam Witch sammich | 9 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #199 | beanbag chair | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #298 | blue plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #855 | cast | 4 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1046 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #946 | cog | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1525 | disco ball | 3 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #652 | draggin' ball hat | 4 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #435 | empty meat tank | 5 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #784 | flaregun | 3 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #7 | furry kilt | 194 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #498 | heavy D | 93 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1438 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #697 | hot katana blade | 7 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #527 | inkwell | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2830 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #790 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #153 | lihc eye | 159 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1192 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #480 | marshmallow | 22 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #601 | pirate pelvis | 2 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #809 | seal tooth | 5 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #933 | spices | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1029 | spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #862 | spring | 5 |
| #880 | sprocket | 5 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #634 | tires | 5 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |