| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #615 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #6 | banana daiquiri | 200 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of vodka | 1,099 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1418 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #407 | fire | 14 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #502 | incredibly creepy marionette | 6 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #451 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #722 | possessed top | 8 |
| #341 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #338 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 26 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1483 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #399 | toothsome rock | 26 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #897 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #701 | tree-eating kite | 41 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #678 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #18 | worn tophat | 777 |
| #634 | yo | 14 |
| #1414 | yo-yo | 9 |