| #434 | Amulet of Yendor | 50 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #396 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 17 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #169 | acid-squirting flower | 27 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #286 | bag of airline peanuts | 103 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #196 | big red clown nose | 43 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #215 | bloody clown pants | 32 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #251 | clown hammer | 111 |
| #201 | clown shoes | 16 |
| #394 | clown skin | 13 |
| #480 | club necklace | 14 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #277 | defective skull | 87 |
| #148 | depantsing bomb | 42 |
| #561 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #388 | encoder ring | 46 |
| #399 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 73 |
| #262 | fake fake vomit | 117 |
| #531 | fake hand | 52 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | flower petal pie | 3 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #217 | foolscap fool's cap | 15 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #350 | jazz soap | 85 |
| #343 | joybuzzer | 88 |
| #136 | long skinny balloon | 78 |
| #242 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 114 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #310 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 88 |
| #305 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 100 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #441 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 16 |
| #542 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #250 | rubber emo roe | 120 |
| #217 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #1223 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 40 |
| #2073 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #1029 | stuffed astral badger | 49 |
| #1258 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 41 |
| #797 | stuffed cocoabo | 57 |
| #1421 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1290 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 40 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1280 | stuffed hand turkey | 40 |
| #1475 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1534 | stuffed scary death orb | 34 |
| #757 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 28 |
| #1658 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1237 | stuffed snowy owl | 40 |
| #1296 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1097 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1527 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #303 | whoopie cushion | 102 |
| #310 | wind-up chattering teeth | 101 |
| #370 | x-ray specs | 61 |
| #634 | yo | 14 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |