| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1106 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1263 | brick | 18 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #256 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #1210 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #369 | cymbal syrup | 18 |
| #973 | defective skull | 12 |
| #400 | disassembled clover | 163 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #556 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 17 |
| #547 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 16 |
| #544 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 17 |
| #413 | dusty bottle of Port | 35 |
| #578 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 13 |
| #680 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1044 | fake fake vomit | 20 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #980 | jazz soap | 21 |
| #947 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #1417 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #511 | mood ring | 9 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #956 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #957 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #969 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |