| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1104 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1264 | brick | 18 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #257 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #1208 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #368 | cymbal syrup | 18 |
| #971 | defective skull | 12 |
| #401 | disassembled clover | 163 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #818 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #558 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 17 |
| #549 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 16 |
| #546 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 17 |
| #414 | dusty bottle of Port | 35 |
| #580 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 13 |
| #678 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1041 | fake fake vomit | 20 |
| #824 | fake hand | 25 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #979 | jazz soap | 21 |
| #945 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #509 | mood ring | 9 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1402 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1855 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #958 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2454 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #954 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #970 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #1046 | x-ray specs | 8 |