| #465 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #214 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #81 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 18 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #46 | Ralph IX cognac | 4 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #91 | bat-ass leather jacket | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #1278 | box of sunshine | 157 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #162 | canteen of wine | 131 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #8 | cheap studded belt | 5,162 |
| #224 | cherry | 24 |
| #572 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #656 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #106 | elven limbos gingerbread | 91 |
| #258 | elven moonshine | 45 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #121 | extra-greasy slider | 22 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #72 | frozen banquet | 23 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #88 | gloomy mushroom wine | 7 |
| #380 | green beer | 36 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #29 | heavy metal sonata | 39 |
| #75 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 16 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1510 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #1248 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 40 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1452 | stuffed astral badger | 36 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #999 | stuffed cocoabo | 47 |
| #1150 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1193 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 43 |
| #69 | stuffed gray blob | 511 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #1676 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #1393 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #1106 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 45 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #1255 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1856 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1612 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #127 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 9 |
| #321 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 50 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #500 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 14 |
| #509 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 15 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #458 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 15 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 13 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #442 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 16 |
| #658 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #365 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 19 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #539 | tiny plastic beanbat | 13 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #405 | tiny plastic blooper | 16 |
| #468 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 15 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #507 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 14 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 13 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #576 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 12 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #518 | tiny plastic scary clown | 14 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #378 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 18 |
| #646 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #390 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 17 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #556 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #601 | tiny plastic warwelf | 12 |
| #467 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 15 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |