| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #563 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #554 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #267 | bone rattle | 7 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #229 | chrome crossbow | 3 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #370 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #203 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 6 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #596 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | mint-condition magic wand | 2 |
| #554 | mushroom fermenting solution | 14 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #338 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #146 | shiny butcherknife | 9 |
| #1047 | shiny ring | 20 |
| #244 | silver shrimp fork | 9 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #621 | skeleton key | 5 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #279 | star hat | 5 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #285 | star sword | 2 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #260 | white collar | 5 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #766 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |