| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #136 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #563 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #3120 | badass belt | 14 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #555 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #269 | bone rattle | 7 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #944 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #942 | candied yams | 9 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #229 | chrome crossbow | 3 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #372 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #981 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #203 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 6 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #895 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #599 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | mint-condition magic wand | 2 |
| #554 | mushroom fermenting solution | 14 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #338 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #148 | shiny butcherknife | 9 |
| #1046 | shiny ring | 20 |
| #244 | silver shrimp fork | 9 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #621 | skeleton key | 5 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #330 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #280 | star hat | 5 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #286 | star sword | 2 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #828 | towel | 9 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #260 | white collar | 5 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #765 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |