| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #402 | Bonerdagon necklace | 29 |
| #246 | Boss Bat bling | 14 |
| #358 | Boss Bat britches | 39 |
| #190 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 33 |
| #350 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #649 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #724 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #408 | around the world | 2 |
| #708 | badass belt | 71 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5008 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #103 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1246 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #547 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #971 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| #103 | spooky stick | 121 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1046 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #922 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 51 |
| #1461 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 35 |
| #1071 | stuffed Meat | 41 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1265 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
| #1227 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
| #1200 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #985 | stuffed cocoabo | 48 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #909 | stuffed hand turkey | 54 |
| #547 | stuffed key | 107 |
| #1183 | stuffed mind flayer | 44 |
| #1058 | stuffed mink | 41 |
| #954 | stuffed monocle | 48 |
| #1071 | stuffed scary death orb | 47 |
| #736 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 29 |
| #946 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1023 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
| #1108 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #995 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #920 | stuffed teddy butler | 50 |
| #1037 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #605 | stuffed treasure chest | 96 |
| #1090 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |