| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1357 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #708 | eye of newt | 5 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1574 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1253 | furry fur | 4 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1551 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #508 | large box | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1501 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #86 | puce striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1616 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #820 | stone of eXtreme power | 7 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1505 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1869 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1777 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #1272 | yeti fur | 10 |