Brown Eyed Phoenix

RankItemQuantity
#14361-ball1
#14553-ball1
#19748-ball2
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#1654Daffy Taffy5
#1669Dyspepsi grenade1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1089Knob Goblin love potion1
#719Knob Goblin steroids4
#348Mad Train wine288
#2213Mr. Mediocrebar6
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#1865Rock Pops12
#800Senior Mints4
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1001Wint-O-Fresh mint8
#1957Yummy Tummy bean40
#521ancient frozen dinner2
#245astral mushroom51
#981awful poetry journal33
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#1592ball2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2666black striped oyster egg1
#2409blue plastic oyster egg1
#2376blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2623blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#461bottle of popskull3
#1148bottle of rum8
#2709brick1
#248bum cheek87
#546can of fake snow1
#2874candied yams1
#2567candy cane7
#1514cheap plastic bottle opener2
#508colored-light "necklace"1
#522corn holder1
#313dirty hobo gloves78
#343dishrag1
#1128disturbing fanfic21
#395double daisy1
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#904dwarf bread3
#5140easter egg balloon1
#1436eggnog7
#1807fake fake vomit2
#2520fancy chocolate1
#901felt10
#696flaming mushroom2
#323flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#450fricasseed brains1
#1945fruitcake5
#617giant needle29
#2479gingerbread bugbear4
#1210gloomy black mushroom2
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#1243googly eye8
#1531green beer3
#930handful of hand chalk8
#638heavy D40
#865herb brownies6
#2083herbal stuffing2
#1828jazz soap1
#309kickback cookbook2
#1258kite4
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#434leftovers of indeterminate origin3
#398length of string30
#1984mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#628ninja mop1
#1373off-white plastic oyster egg3
#470oily golden mushroom1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1889oyster basket1
#2716pet rock1
#705pile of dusty animal bones1
#1497pixellated candy heart3
#702pointy mushroom1
#1183pool cue1
#2214porquoise1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2035puce paisley oyster egg1
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#2254puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#2228red paisley oyster egg1
#2206red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#1348sock monkey1
#188spider web320
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1026spooky mushroom20
#1131squashed frog1
#326stale baguette4
#554stinky mushroom3
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2026string of green beads2
#1715string of red beads4
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#665stuffing13
#361sugar-coated pine cone5
#1586teddy bear2
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3978tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#8181tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#4889tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4888tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8066tiny plastic grue1
#4860tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#8074tiny plastic killer bee1
#6191tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2831tiny plastic mosquito6
#4802tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#4906tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#4868tiny plastic stab bat3
#8143tiny plastic star starfish1
#2297tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#2298tofurkey gravy2
#2295tofurkey leg2
#701toy soldier2
#892toy train2
#265toy wheel34
#479tree skirt1
#631warm mushroom1
#2115yellow snowcone1
#1886yo-yo3

Wow, that's 1,386 items total!

what items are this player missing?