| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #718 | Knob Goblin steroids | 4 |
| #348 | Mad Train wine | 288 |
| #2214 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1866 | Rock Pops | 12 |
| #802 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1957 | Yummy Tummy bean | 40 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #245 | astral mushroom | 51 |
| #981 | awful poetry journal | 33 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #461 | bottle of popskull | 3 |
| #1150 | bottle of rum | 8 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #247 | bum cheek | 87 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #312 | dirty hobo gloves | 78 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1808 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #617 | giant needle | 29 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #931 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #638 | heavy D | 40 |
| #865 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #398 | length of string | 30 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #188 | spider web | 320 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1027 | spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #327 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #664 | stuffing | 13 |
| #362 | sugar-coated pine cone | 5 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #265 | toy wheel | 34 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |