| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1656 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #717 | Knob Goblin steroids | 4 |
| #346 | Mad Train wine | 288 |
| #2215 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1866 | Rock Pops | 12 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1960 | Yummy Tummy bean | 40 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #244 | astral mushroom | 51 |
| #981 | awful poetry journal | 33 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #462 | bottle of popskull | 3 |
| #1148 | bottle of rum | 8 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #246 | bum cheek | 87 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #312 | dirty hobo gloves | 78 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #617 | giant needle | 29 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1530 | green beer | 3 |
| #926 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #637 | heavy D | 40 |
| #863 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #398 | length of string | 30 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #188 | spider web | 320 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1028 | spooky mushroom | 20 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #326 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #663 | stuffing | 13 |
| #362 | sugar-coated pine cone | 5 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #265 | toy wheel | 34 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |