| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #270 | Bonerdagon necklace | 40 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #349 | Boss Bat britches | 40 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #91 | Crimboween memo | 80 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1960 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #1905 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2278 | Yummy Tummy bean | 20 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #596 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #643 | clown hammer | 41 |
| #632 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #852 | defective skull | 17 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #517 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 56 |
| #518 | fake fake vomit | 62 |
| #568 | fake hand | 48 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #878 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #564 | joybuzzer | 53 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #516 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 58 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #87 | martini | 101 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #493 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #672 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 33 |
| #555 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 54 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #210 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #464 | rubber emo roe | 70 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #327 | sleeping snowy owl | 10 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #665 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #639 | whoopie cushion | 48 |
| #605 | wind-up chattering teeth | 52 |
| #1080 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #624 | yellow snowcone | 53 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |