| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1165 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #268 | Bonerdagon necklace | 40 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #349 | Boss Bat britches | 40 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #648 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #91 | Crimboween memo | 80 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2275 | Yummy Tummy bean | 20 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1319 | badass belt | 42 |
| #597 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1040 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #643 | clown hammer | 41 |
| #632 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #850 | defective skull | 17 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #515 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 56 |
| #517 | fake fake vomit | 62 |
| #568 | fake hand | 48 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #879 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #563 | joybuzzer | 53 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 58 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #87 | martini | 101 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #493 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #671 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 33 |
| #554 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 54 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #210 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #464 | rubber emo roe | 70 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #329 | sleeping snowy owl | 10 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #666 | vorpal blade | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #638 | whoopie cushion | 48 |
| #608 | wind-up chattering teeth | 52 |
| #1078 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #622 | yellow snowcone | 53 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |