| #333 | Amulet of Yendor | 70 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #265 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 205 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #583 | bag of airline peanuts | 50 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #450 | black candy heart | 15 |
| #292 | black-and-blue light | 199 |
| #292 | blue plasma ball | 191 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #772 | brick | 45 |
| #245 | cheap studded belt | 227 |
| #499 | clown hammer | 56 |
| #160 | club necklace | 29 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #268 | cymbal syrup | 39 |
| #397 | defective skull | 59 |
| #122 | diamond necklace | 33 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #262 | encoder ring | 74 |
| #453 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 64 |
| #484 | fake fake vomit | 69 |
| #587 | fake hand | 46 |
| #269 | flavored foot massage oil | 193 |
| #277 | foam dart | 182 |
| #51 | foam noodle | 75 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #270 | heart necklace | 22 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #74 | inflatable duck | 64 |
| #411 | jazz soap | 72 |
| #427 | joybuzzer | 73 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #479 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 63 |
| #249 | mood ring | 47 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #183 | personal massager | 176 |
| #855 | personalized coffee mug | 8 |
| #430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 61 |
| #553 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 54 |
| #86 | roasted marshmallow | 388 |
| #241 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 24 |
| #176 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 29 |
| #158 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 31 |
| #149 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 31 |
| #530 | rubber emo roe | 60 |
| #391 | scroll of drastic healing | 173 |
| #34 | snake | 500 |
| #135 | spade necklace | 35 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #208 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 277 |
| #266 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 123 |
| #171 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 167 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #227 | stuffed astral badger | 143 |
| #393 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 103 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #201 | stuffed cocoabo | 153 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #163 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 185 |
| #163 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 184 |
| #138 | stuffed hand turkey | 200 |
| #161 | stuffed mind flayer | 182 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #183 | stuffed scary death orb | 176 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 187 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #150 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 199 |
| #1166 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #153 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 184 |
| #157 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 184 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 43 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 104 |
| #219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 40 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Felonia | 13 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #222 | tiny plastic Hellion | 27 |
| #458 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 15 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #366 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 102 |
| #509 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #584 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #167 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 38 |
| #275 | tiny plastic beanbat | 23 |
| #218 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 15 |
| #295 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 49 |
| #151 | tiny plastic blooper | 38 |
| #485 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 14 |
| #192 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 73 |
| #45 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 75 |
| #322 | tiny plastic demoninja | 20 |
| #334 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 20 |
| #379 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 18 |
| #346 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 19 |
| #717 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #474 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 33 |
| #760 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 23 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #250 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #521 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #35 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 18 |
| #22 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 345 |
| #462 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 15 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1657 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #390 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 11 |
| #335 | tiny plastic zmobie | 19 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #28 | wad of cotton | 46 |
| #46 | water wings | 75 |
| #403 | whoopie cushion | 80 |
| #464 | wind-up chattering teeth | 69 |
| #21 | worthless knick-knack | 2,224 |
| #290 | x-ray specs | 78 |
| #472 | yellow snowcone | 71 |