| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #495 | Cloaca grenade | 31 |
| #533 | Cloaca-Cola | 60 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #336 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #441 | Dyspepsi grenade | 30 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #108 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 6 |
| #210 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 15 |
| #489 | Gnollish flyswatter | 4 |
| #578 | Gnollish pie tin | 2 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #206 | anticheese | 50 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #722 | blood flower | 8 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #367 | cog | 80 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #236 | diamond-studded cane | 29 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #233 | flaming crutch | 31 |
| #362 | flaming talons | 18 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #659 | ghuol guolash | 6 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #804 | giant needle | 11 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #485 | glass of goat's milk | 11 |
| #753 | glowing red eye | 6 |
| #356 | gnatwing | 11 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #372 | gnoll lips | 9 |
| #265 | goat beard | 24 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #671 | grapefruit | 2 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #52 | potted fern | 29 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #440 | seal tooth | 25 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #442 | stone of eXtreme power | 21 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #808 | valuable trinket | 81 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |