| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #434 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #425 | Wand of Nagamar | 12 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #349 | canteen of wine | 76 |
| #445 | capacitor relay | 25 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #920 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1970 | golden ring | 38 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #785 | knuckle sandwich | 21 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #652 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1118 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #898 | toy ray gun | 9 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1818 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |