Shu the Moody

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#435Baron von Ratsworth's monocle26
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#859Disco 'Fro Pick4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#536Elder Turtle Shell5
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#997Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1043MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech5
#62McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#794Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1139Scalp of Gorgolok3
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#190Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#425Wand of Nagamar12
#887antique greaves1
#899antique helmet1
#907antique shield1
#949antique spear1
#1619astronaut pants2
#2751badass belt17
#430balaclava1
#1002bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#1007big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#964bloody clown pants1
#391blue glowstick4
🥈blue ribbon1
#981borg sock monkey1
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#143bow staff1
#151bowlegged pants1
#135bowler1
#1630buckyball1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#666bunch of bananas3
#228burrowgrub hive1
#546can of fake snow1
#349canteen of wine76
#444capacitor relay25
#733carbon nanotube frame13
#844cheap elven gloves4
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#778cold ninja mask1
#508colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#849cornuthaum1
#920cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1608dollhive1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#897eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#1590elven limbos gingerbread2
#920elven moonshine8
#1397elven socks1
#193elven whittling knife1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#1163festive holiday hat2
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#305flashing novelty button4
#792foolscap fool's cap1
#428furry pants1
#696gearbox necklace1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#1969golden ring38
#509gray bow tie13
#429green glowstick4
🥈green traffic cone1
#910gyroscope2
#425icy-hot katana1
#1782killing feather25
#785knuckle sandwich21
#378los chinos1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#575marionette collective1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145miniature antlers1
#1765monomolecular yo-yo2
#1680mylar scout drone1
#857ninja hot pants1
#525orange glowstick4
#153outrageous sombrero1
#189palm-frond capris1
#214palm-frond whip1
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#651patent leather shoes9
#894penguin thesaurus6
#1205pink glowstick1
#289pixel hat1
#163pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#321psycho sweater1
#733pulsing flesh5
#976really dense meat stack5
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1119rogue swarmer49
#639round purple sunglasses1
#1021rusty chain necklace1
#1031sawblade shield1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1547solid gold bowling ball6
#667spark plug earring1
#1801stainless steel scarf1
#1130stainless steel shillelagh4
#933stainless steel skullcap4
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#932stainless steel suspenders4
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#4807stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#1964teddy borg1
#121tin star2
#900toy deathbot1
#1401toy jet pack3
#921toy maglev monorail1
#898toy ray gun9
#1439toy space helmet3
#479tree skirt1
#833twitching claw6
#1817unstable DNA9
#2030unstable laser battery25
#2526vampire duck-on-a-string1
#895vorpal blade1
#1244wolf mask1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#245yellow glowstick6

Wow, that's 639 items total!

what items are this player missing?