| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #534 | black pixel | 27 |
| #905 | blue pixel | 18 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #225 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #743 | green pixel | 26 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #863 | penguin skin | 12 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #324 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #332 | red pixel | 31 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2874 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6234 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6102 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3369 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4894 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #510 | white pixel | 33 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #937 | yeti fur | 35 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |