| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #280 | Knob stuffed shells | 2 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #912 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #689 | Valentine | 26 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #201 | bätzle | 5 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1018 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #1258 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1082 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #865 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #662 | bottle of whiskey | 30 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #991 | boxed wine | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1072 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #517 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #722 | heavy D | 25 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #603 | length of string | 19 |
| #823 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #934 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #204 | menudo ravioli | 2 |
| #1004 | metallic A | 4 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #716 | original G | 23 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #384 | pr0n legs | 48 |
| #124 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 5 |
| #112 | pr0n taco | 4 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #472 | teddy bear | 14 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #382 | toy wheel | 24 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #196 | wooden block | 16 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |