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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #331 | Blatantly Canadian | 7 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #110 | Hell ramen | 72 |
| #274 | Imp Ale | 748 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #302 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 17 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #336 | balaclava baklava | 7 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #565 | eXtreme scarf | 3 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #906 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #224 | forest tears | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1166 | furry fur | 7 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1102 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #209 | hot wing | 448 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #259 | leaflet | 4 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #225 | linoleum staff | 3 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #246 | los chinos | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #733 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #253 | pine tar | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #433 | poutine | 8 |
| #298 | rag doll | 8 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #217 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #670 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #656 | snowboarder pants | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #165 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,027 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #261 | wooden axe | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1355 | yeti fur | 8 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |