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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #331 | Blatantly Canadian | 7 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #110 | Hell ramen | 72 |
| #278 | Imp Ale | 748 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #303 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 17 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #293 | balaclava | 2 |
| #339 | balaclava baklava | 7 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #393 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #567 | eXtreme scarf | 3 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #440 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #226 | forest tears | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1165 | furry fur | 7 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1103 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #210 | hot wing | 448 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #260 | leaflet | 4 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #225 | linoleum staff | 3 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #247 | los chinos | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #735 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #252 | pine tar | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #436 | poutine | 8 |
| #299 | rag doll | 8 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #219 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #668 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #659 | snowboarder pants | 2 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #165 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,027 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1619 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #261 | wooden axe | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1356 | yeti fur | 8 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |