BuddhaTech

RankItemQuantity
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#331Blatantly Canadian7
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#2098Crown of the Goblin King8
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#110Hell ramen72
#278Imp Ale748
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#303Lucky Surprise Egg17
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2089Valentine2
#664acoustic guitarrr3
#188asbestos staff3
#224asbestos sword3
#170aspirin5
#643asshat1
#2450baconstone1
#7429badass belt1
#293balaclava2
#339balaclava baklava7
#1159ball4
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#144basic meat sword1
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1005big red clown nose1
#963bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#488bone rattle2
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#113can of fake snow3
#2875candied yams1
#2971candy cane5
#452chrome crossbow1
#106colored-light "necklace"3
#809decorative fountain1
#393disbelief suspenders2
#705doll house6
#1979drywall axe1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#895eXtreme mittens1
#567eXtreme scarf3
#2363eggnog2
#651enchanted toothpick1
#907eyepatch2
#952f3d0r41
#440fancy chocolate7
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#269foon1
#226forest tears3
#3426fruitcake1
#1165furry fur7
#427furry pants1
#67furry skirt1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#1684green beer2
#3896grue egg3
#871guitar pick1
#2400hamethyst1
#455heavy metal sonata1
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1103herb brownies2
#428hippopotamus skin1
#210hot wing448
#910ketchup hound1
#1114kite5
#260leaflet4
#301linoleum crossbow2
#225linoleum staff3
#340linoleum sword2
#247los chinos2
#2078mafia aria1
#735maple syrup2
#686marionette2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#785miner's pants1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#2034pet rock2
#252pine tar2
#288pixel hat1
#436poutine8
#299rag doll8
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#970ridiculously huge sword2
#558rubber axe1
#219shaving cream2
#668skeleton key4
#598sleeping snowy owl4
#659snowboarder pants2
#908sock monkey2
#165soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,027
#822spiked femur1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#420star sword1
#1619stolen accordion2
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#592supportive bra1
#769swashbuckling pants2
#524sweet ninja sword1
#351tambourine1
#1316teddy bear3
#1730tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#729tiny plastic Crimbo wreath5
#297tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo10
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#1916tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#901top5
#1190toy soldier1
#417toy train5
#120tree skirt3
#1079wolf mask2
#261wooden axe2
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1356yeti fur8
#2045yo-yo2

Wow, that's 2,608 items total!

what items are this player missing?