| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1002 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2183 | box of sunshine | 57 |
| #364 | burnt flower | 2 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #130 | filthy lucre | 194 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #31 | plexiglass pith helmet | 8 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1033 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | sprocket assembly | 22,222 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #507 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #390 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |