| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1106 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1123 | green beer | 7 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #3473 | grue egg | 4 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #290 | munchies pill | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #126 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 74 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #674 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #940 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #586 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #550 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #569 | string of red beads | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2082 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |