| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #65 | 8-ball | 888 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #559 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #14 | Mae West with a fly in it | 34 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #77 | Rock Pops | 752 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #461 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #559 | box of sunshine | 581 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #90 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #996 | defective skull | 11 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #677 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 39 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #558 | grouchy restless spirit | 10 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2,775 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #147 | pretty bouquet | 14 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #16 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 30 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #360 | [2108]rock | 11 |
| #220 | rockin' wagon | 6 |
| #58 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 3 |
| #369 | rocky raccoon | 25 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #60 | shining halo | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #518 | string of blue beads | 23 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #200 | tulip | 3 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #956 | valuable trinket | 58 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1066 | whoopie cushion | 20 |
| #1407 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #207 | yellow snowcone | 150 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |