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| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #94 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 240 |
| #362 | Now and Earlier | 9 |
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| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
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| #219 | black paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #211 | black plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #240 | black striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #137 | blue paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #247 | blue plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #157 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #200 | blue striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
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| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #897 | clown hammer | 24 |
| #420 | disturbing fanfic | 313 |
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| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #490 | eye of newt | 13 |
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| #799 | fake hand | 27 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #440 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #753 | felt | 12 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #123 | googly eye | 102 |
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| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
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| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #148 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #164 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #95 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #198 | length of string | 60 |
| #85 | mafia aria | 260 |
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| #110 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 20 |
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| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #303 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #155 | puce plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #271 | rag doll | 9 |
| #129 | red paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #194 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #114 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #109 | red striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #818 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #469 | salamander spleen | 15 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #936 | spectral pickle | 5 |
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| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #552 | squashed frog | 13 |
| #187 | stuffed doppelshifter | 80 |
| #239 | stuffing | 37 |
| #309 | support cummerbund | 24 |
| #228 | teddy bear | 30 |
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| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #157 | top | 27 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #197 | toy wheel | 44 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #239 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #841 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #1017 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #95 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #262 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #997 | yellow snowcone | 26 |
| #306 | yo-yo | 100 |