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| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
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| #361 | Now and Earlier | 9 |
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| #560 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
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| #230 | ball | 28 |
| #219 | black paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #211 | black plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #240 | black striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #137 | blue paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #247 | blue plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #157 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #199 | blue striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #805 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #898 | clown hammer | 24 |
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| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #490 | eye of newt | 13 |
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| #801 | fake hand | 27 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #750 | felt | 12 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #120 | googly eye | 102 |
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| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #925 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #148 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #164 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #95 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #198 | length of string | 60 |
| #85 | mafia aria | 260 |
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| #110 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #153 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 20 |
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| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #296 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #155 | puce plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #270 | rag doll | 9 |
| #129 | red paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #194 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #113 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #109 | red striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #815 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #468 | salamander spleen | 15 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #552 | squashed frog | 13 |
| #187 | stuffed doppelshifter | 80 |
| #239 | stuffing | 37 |
| #309 | support cummerbund | 24 |
| #228 | teddy bear | 30 |
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| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #156 | top | 27 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #197 | toy wheel | 44 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #842 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #1015 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #94 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #262 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #999 | yellow snowcone | 26 |
| #306 | yo-yo | 100 |