| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #748 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #86 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #722 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #745 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #764 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1126 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1751 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #342 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 12 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |