| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #745 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #85 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #744 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #765 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1125 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #342 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 12 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |