| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #288 | Ram's Face Lager | 106 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #42 | astral mushroom | 632 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #196 | bag of Cheat-Os | 63 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #505 | cocoa egg | 17 |
| #12 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 54 |
| #573 | dried face | 3 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #209 | eye of newt | 67 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #834 | glowing red eye | 4 |
| #254 | goat beard | 26 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #151 | goat cheese pizza | 96 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #155 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 63 |
| #1585 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #673 | moxie weed | 9 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #226 | ram horns | 16 |
| #199 | ram stick | 19 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #189 | salamander spleen | 75 |
| #554 | seal tooth | 16 |
| #862 | seal-clubbing club | 16 |
| #186 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 63 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #515 | spooky mushroom | 99 |
| #560 | spooky shrunken head | 10 |
| #227 | squashed frog | 77 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #167 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 59 |
| #963 | valuable trinket | 57 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1751 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1947 | yellow snowcone | 2 |