| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #406 | banana-frosted king cake | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2814 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #98 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #295 | spectral pickle | 50 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |