| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #641 | Dyspepsi grenade | 18 |
| #1105 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
| #427 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #436 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #174 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 352 |
| #73 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,203 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #38 | bag of Cheat-Os | 774 |
| #166 | black-and-blue light | 369 |
| #180 | blue plasma ball | 356 |
| #159 | cheap studded belt | 386 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #494 | fancy bath salts | 14 |
| #157 | flavored foot massage oil | 367 |
| #160 | foam dart | 354 |
| #141 | hot katana blade | 149 |
| #89 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 204 |
| #208 | personal massager | 148 |
| #188 | personalized coffee mug | 388 |
| #37 | ram horns | 346 |
| #35 | ram stick | 386 |
| #46 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 704 |
| #163 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 373 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #859 | toast | 818 |
| #41 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 764 |
| #122 | yeti fur | 2,652 |