| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1002 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #167 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 19 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #1289 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | chintzy accordion pin | 4 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #86 | cloning kit | 22 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #115 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 3 |
| #285 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
| #1133 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #71 | electric pants | 6 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #129 | fleshy putty | 7 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #387 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #296 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #289 | gooified mineral matter | 2 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #575 | goth kid t-shirt | 5 |
| #1190 | grue egg | 22 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #444 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #99 | lab-grown meat | 16 |
| #1290 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint-scented socks | 8 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #101 | poisonsettia | 16 |
| #137 | projectile chemistry set | 8 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #1442 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #157 | universal biscuit | 5 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #214 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 6 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |