| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #540 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #670 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #587 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #1219 | Crimbuck | 383 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #259 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 26 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| #870 | bag of airline peanuts | 28 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #1662 | brick | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #755 | clown hammer | 32 |
| #749 | defective skull | 22 |
| #118 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1504 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #931 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #639 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 42 |
| #703 | fake fake vomit | 42 |
| #781 | fake hand | 28 |
| #1024 | grue egg | 26 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #801 | jazz soap | 31 |
| #755 | joybuzzer | 35 |
| #772 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 25 |
| #627 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 46 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #593 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #911 | rubber emo roe | 29 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #869 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #560 | spooky sap | 14 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #701 | whoopie cushion | 43 |
| #928 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |
| #835 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #700 | yellow snowcone | 46 |