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| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
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| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
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| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
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| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
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| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
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| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
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| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
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| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
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| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
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| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
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| #586 | wang | 1 |
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