| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #1792 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #39 | Divine | 42 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #32 | Gordon Bennett | 39 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #51 | Mae West | 42 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #59 | Mon Tiki | 42 |
| #42 | Neuromancer | 42 |
| #115 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 368 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #77 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #10 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 55,015 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #28 | adder | 435 |
| 🥈 | adder bladder | 99,562 |
| #176 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 45 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #32 | black pension check | 800 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 25 |
| #115 | bottle of Definit | 26 |
| #96 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 39 |
| #193 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 10 |
| #85 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 70 |
| #20 | bottle of gin | 5,177 |
| #37 | bottle of rum | 4,591 |
| #21 | bottle of tequila | 4,264 |
| #23 | bottle of vodka | 5,208 |
| #40 | bottle of whiskey | 2,527 |
| #76 | boxed champagne | 30 |
| #18 | boxed wine | 5,097 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #96 | bucket of wine | 6 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #49 | bungle in the jungle | 31 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #155 | cocktail onion | 10 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #291 | coconut shell | 190 |
| #34 | commemorative war stein | 2,143 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #953 | dollhive | 5 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #379 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #9 | fancy seashell necklace | 2,263 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #30 | gimlet | 42 |
| #85 | grapefruit | 190 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #220 | kiwi | 10 |
| #171 | kumquat | 10 |
| #283 | lemon | 190 |
| #350 | little paper umbrella | 190 |
| #282 | magical ice cubes | 190 |
| #34 | mandarina colada | 42 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #229 | old coin purse | 46 |
| #178 | old leather wallet | 63 |
| #127 | olive | 190 |
| #188 | orange | 190 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #44 | prussian cathouse | 42 |
| #409 | radium-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #163 | raspberry | 10 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #262 | rogue swarmer | 100 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #764 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #676 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #54 | soda water | 190 |
| #2032 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #698 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #160 | strawberry | 190 |
| #1607 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 20 |
| #1004 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 47 |
| #948 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 50 |
| #1384 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #1151 | stuffed angry cow | 44 |
| #1163 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #1093 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1699 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1130 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1334 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1361 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #970 | stuffed key | 48 |
| #1300 | stuffed mind flayer | 40 |
| #1501 | stuffed mink | 23 |
| #1406 | stuffed monocle | 27 |
| #1014 | stuffed scary death orb | 49 |
| #946 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1215 | stuffed snowy owl | 41 |
| #1462 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1160 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1604 | stuffed teddy butler | 21 |
| #1624 | stuffed tin of caviar | 20 |
| #858 | stuffed treasure chest | 59 |
| #1361 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #33 | tangarita | 42 |
| #173 | tangerine | 10 |
| #34 | teqiwila slammer | 42 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #92 | tomato daiquiri | 17 |
| #89 | tonic water | 25 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #68 | twinkly wad | 10,000 |
| #35 | vodka stratocaster | 42 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #372 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #43 | yellow brick road | 42 |