| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #436 | Cloaca grenade | 37 |
| #407 | Cloaca-Cola | 95 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1423 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1241 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 21 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #342 | Gummi-Gnauga | 7 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #269 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 34 |
| #868 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #361 | Now and Earlier | 9 |
| #523 | Rock Pops | 101 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #57 | beer lens | 93 |
| #119 | beertini | 18 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #247 | bottle of goofballs | 91 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #219 | dance card | 10 |
| #108 | disco ball | 606 |
| #327 | doll house | 16 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #114 | duck-on-a-string | 17 |
| #108 | dwarf bread | 49 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #267 | evil teddy bear | 57 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #260 | fancy dress ball | 56 |
| #255 | fire | 22 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #124 | googly eye | 101 |
| #13 | green balloon | 2,086 |
| #792 | green beer | 12 |
| #230 | heart-shaped balloon | 62 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #252 | incredibly creepy marionette | 12 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #436 | kite | 16 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #235 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 13 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #12 | marionette | 49 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #148 | papaya slung | 13 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #124 | pet rock | 58 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #454 | possessed top | 12 |
| #289 | prehistoric spear | 13 |
| #14 | rag doll | 82 |
| #568 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 14 |
| #143 | salty slug | 12 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #32 | sock monkey | 69 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #315 | stick-on-a-string | 13 |
| #854 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #239 | stuffed doppelshifter | 63 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #158 | teddy bear | 44 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #34 | tiny house | 10,101 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #199 | tomato daiquiri | 8 |
| #161 | toothsome rock | 63 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #578 | toy crazy train | 15 |
| #605 | toy jet pack | 12 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #406 | toy ray gun | 24 |
| #122 | toy soldier | 12 |
| #568 | toy space helmet | 14 |
| #111 | toy train | 15 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #388 | tree-eating kite | 92 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #486 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 21 |
| #117 | wheel | 27 |
| #41 | white balloon | 2,107 |
| #604 | yo | 15 |
| #886 | yo-yo | 24 |