| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1129 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1521 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #362 | Gummi-Gnauga | 6 |
| #384 | Hell ramen | 5 |
| #855 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1531 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #523 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1419 | Rock Pops | 25 |
| #598 | Senior Mints | 7 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1726 | Yummy Tummy bean | 60 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #481 | candied kobold | 6 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #486 | candy brain | 5 |
| #493 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #134 | cheap wind-up clock | 7 |
| #1055 | cog | 2 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #256 | delicious noodles | 8 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #362 | foie gras | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #907 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #525 | maple syrup | 6 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1124 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #45 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 15 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #914 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #157 | ravioli della hippy | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #980 | spring | 2 |
| #992 | sprocket | 2 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1447 | yellow snowcone | 9 |