Sweetbeef

RankItemQuantity
#1190Cloaca grenade6
#1094Cloaca-Cola10
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#695Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#687Cold Hots candy5
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#1134Dyspepsi grenade6
#1520Dyspepsi-Cola10
#564Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#563Ent cider10
#364Gummi-Gnauga6
#383Hell ramen5
#857Knob Goblin love potion3
#760Knob Goblin steroids3
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#1529Mr. Mediocrebar20
#524Now and Earlier4
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#1417Rock Pops25
#599Senior Mints7
#1643Tasty Fun Good rice candy4
#855Wint-O-Fresh mint10
#1725Yummy Tummy bean60
#805abominable snowcone8
#1883anniversary gift box2
#204arrow'd heart balloon3
#305balloon helmet1
#312balloon sword1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#813black snowcone1
🥈blue ribbon1
#877blue snowcone1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#279boring spaghetti1
#1170bottle of gin2
#1438bottle of rum2
#192bowl of oriole's nest soup1
#574broken cellular phone2
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#480candied kobold6
#1674candied yams4
#489candy brain5
#495carob chunk noodles2
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#134cheap wind-up clock7
#1053cog2
#32dead guy's memento1
#1037dead guy's watch2
#256delicious noodles8
#702dwarf bread5
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#969fancy chocolate3
#366foie gras2
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#882green balloon1
#841green snowcone1
🥈green traffic cone1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#909herb brownies5
#1515herbal stuffing4
#134imitation nice watch1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#930long skinny balloon1
#1597mafia aria4
#529maple syrup6
#266menudo ravioli1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#861orange snowcone1
#411orange-frosted astral cupcake2
#186painful penne pasta1
#1565pasta spoon1
#1127penguin skin3
#495petrified time1
#45picture of a dead guy's girlfriend15
#387pink-frosted astral cupcake2
#913pixellated candy heart10
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1168potato sprout1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#890purple snowcone1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#158ravioli della hippy2
#845red snowcone1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#978spring2
#990sprocket2
#2020string of blue beads2
#1869string of green beads3
#1838string of red beads3
#1041support cummerbund3
#970tattered paper crown1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1611tofurkey leg4
#310tortoise's blessing7
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#903white balloon1
#1442yellow snowcone9

Wow, that's 441 items total!

what items are this player missing?