| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #687 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1520 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #364 | Gummi-Gnauga | 6 |
| #383 | Hell ramen | 5 |
| #857 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #760 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #524 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1417 | Rock Pops | 25 |
| #599 | Senior Mints | 7 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1725 | Yummy Tummy bean | 60 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #192 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #480 | candied kobold | 6 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #489 | candy brain | 5 |
| #495 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #134 | cheap wind-up clock | 7 |
| #1053 | cog | 2 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #256 | delicious noodles | 8 |
| #702 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #366 | foie gras | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #909 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1597 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #529 | maple syrup | 6 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #411 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1127 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #45 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 15 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #913 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #158 | ravioli della hippy | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #978 | spring | 2 |
| #990 | sprocket | 2 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #310 | tortoise's blessing | 7 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1442 | yellow snowcone | 9 |