| #43 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 7 |
| #915 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #467 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #1060 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #21 | Bohemian rhapsody | 106 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #281 | Crimboween memo | 31 |
| #149 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 5 |
| #292 | Feynman gate | 39 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1663 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #529 | astronaut pants | 15 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| #818 | bag of airline peanuts | 32 |
| #525 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #153 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 10 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #562 | brick | 67 |
| #103 | can of Binarrrca | 101 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #594 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 15 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #260 | capacitor relay | 46 |
| #293 | carbon nanotube frame | 44 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #825 | chef's hat | 3 |
| #114 | chintzy accordion pin | 6 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #689 | clown hammer | 37 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #257 | computronic processing unit | 14 |
| #269 | cranberries | 107 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #642 | defective skull | 29 |
| #514 | dehydrated caviar | 4 |
| #472 | desiccated apricot | 7 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #15 | escargotsicle | 102 |
| #414 | evil teddy bear | 34 |
| #907 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #687 | fake fake vomit | 44 |
| #607 | fake hand | 45 |
| #67 | fancy ball mask | 2 |
| #615 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #356 | fancy dress ball | 38 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #285 | fire | 20 |
| #145 | flaming mushroom wine | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| 🥇 | flask of Amontillado | 898 |
| #662 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #248 | frozen Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #236 | grouchy restless spirit | 94 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1122 | handful of hand chalk | 3 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #17 | honey-dew | 65 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #254 | ion grid | 56 |
| #151 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 29 |
| #211 | jar of swamp gas | 300 |
| #380 | jazz soap | 78 |
| #607 | joybuzzer | 48 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #357 | logic synthesizer | 32 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #795 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 32 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #492 | old leather wallet | 5 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #53 | outrageous sombrero | 5 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #608 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 39 |
| #555 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 54 |
| #630 | pile of dusty animal bones | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #342 | pitchfork | 6 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #200 | prehistoric spear | 19 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 14 |
| #145 | rewinged stab bat | 7 |
| #626 | rubber emo roe | 50 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #258 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 9 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #295 | sleeping snowy owl | 11 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #487 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 12 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1745 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #284 | stringy sinew | 37 |
| #2485 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2237 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #81 | stuffed alien blob | 77 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #3395 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1894 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2288 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #169 | sub-molecular interocitor | 22 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #532 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 13 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #1411 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #404 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 17 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #776 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #592 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1080 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #601 | tiny plastic warwelf | 12 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #659 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #641 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #124 | tooth | 34 |
| #330 | toothsome rock | 32 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #157 | toy crazy train | 63 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #18 | toy mercenary | 263 |
| #578 | toy ray gun | 15 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #31 | tree-eating kite | 810 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #123 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 103 |
| #94 | wheel | 32 |
| #580 | whoopie cushion | 53 |
| #855 | wind-up chattering teeth | 32 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #414 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #816 | yellow snowcone | 38 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | yo | 53 |
| #795 | yo-yo | 29 |
| #200 | yohohoyo | 14 |