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| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #707 | Dyspepsi grenade | 15 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #46 | Rainbow's Gravity | 4 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #488 | Spam Witch sammich | 50 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #353 | blue snowcone | 37 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #488 | candy brain | 5 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #32 | plain pizza | 979 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #428 | red snowcone | 21 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #896 | thin black candle | 50 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |