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| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #706 | Dyspepsi grenade | 15 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #46 | Rainbow's Gravity | 4 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #488 | Spam Witch sammich | 50 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #354 | blue snowcone | 37 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #487 | candy brain | 5 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #32 | plain pizza | 979 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #428 | red snowcone | 21 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #896 | thin black candle | 50 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |