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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #351 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |