| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #12 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4,226 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #116 | chintzy turtle brooch | 10 |
| #71 | chrome helmet turtle | 6 |
| #813 | disturbing fanfic | 61 |
| #343 | dwarf bread | 12 |
| #1358 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #205 | evil teddy bear | 76 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #1025 | grue egg | 26 |
| #173 | helmet turtle | 510 |
| #56 | knobby helmet turtle | 11 |
| #202 | library card | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #453 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #170 | stuffed angry cow | 183 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #304 | teddy bear | 23 |
| #294 | teddy borg | 37 |
| #924 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #152 | tortoise's blessing | 21 |
| #288 | turtle totem | 172 |