| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #12 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4,226 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #116 | chintzy turtle brooch | 10 |
| #71 | chrome helmet turtle | 6 |
| #813 | disturbing fanfic | 61 |
| #340 | dwarf bread | 12 |
| #1358 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #205 | evil teddy bear | 76 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #1020 | grue egg | 26 |
| #173 | helmet turtle | 510 |
| #56 | knobby helmet turtle | 11 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #453 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #165 | stuffed angry cow | 183 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #304 | teddy bear | 23 |
| #295 | teddy borg | 37 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #152 | tortoise's blessing | 21 |
| #285 | turtle totem | 172 |