| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #957 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1473 | brick | 12 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1793 | candy cane | 15 |
| #854 | clown hammer | 26 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1030 | defective skull | 10 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #957 | eggnog | 15 |
| #1008 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #964 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #878 | fake hand | 22 |
| #170 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #1127 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1047 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #1127 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #290 | long-stemmed rose | 7 |
| #939 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 23 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #5 | pail | 12,802 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1078 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #987 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #889 | rubber emo roe | 30 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #204 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #464 | top | 10 |
| #185 | toy soldier | 10 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #875 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #1106 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #328 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1056 | yellow snowcone | 23 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |