| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #549 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 14 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #114 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #100 | cheap toaster | 17 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #386 | evil teddy bear | 37 |
| #69 | eye of newt | 261 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #137 | hot pink lipstick | 7 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #134 | pet rock | 52 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #76 | salamander spleen | 266 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #88 | squashed frog | 303 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1282 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2697 | toast | 15 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #604 | toothsome rock | 16 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #499 | toy crazy train | 18 |
| #536 | toy jet pack | 14 |
| #609 | toy ray gun | 14 |
| #568 | toy space helmet | 14 |
| #456 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 23 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |