| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #549 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 14 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #118 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #101 | cheap toaster | 17 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #386 | evil teddy bear | 37 |
| #69 | eye of newt | 261 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #237 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #137 | hot pink lipstick | 7 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #963 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #134 | pet rock | 52 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1123 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #76 | salamander spleen | 266 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #88 | squashed frog | 303 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2702 | toast | 15 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #603 | toothsome rock | 16 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #499 | toy crazy train | 18 |
| #537 | toy jet pack | 14 |
| #611 | toy ray gun | 14 |
| #569 | toy space helmet | 14 |
| #457 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 23 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |