| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #202 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 47 |
| #213 | Bonerdagon necklace | 47 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #722 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1084 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #179 | badass belt | 175 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #141 | blue glowstick | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #538 | easter egg balloon | 44 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #803 | grue egg | 33 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #843 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #362 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #2725 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2465 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2795 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2220 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #2382 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2493 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1477 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #726 | useless powder | 106 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |