| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #176 | BGE merchandise order form | 25 |
| #40 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 89 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #508 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #638 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #583 | Feynman gate | 16 |
| #206 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #508 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #52 | Workytime Tea | 60 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #45 | abandoned candy | 87 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #108 | bottle of Blank-Out | 161 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #530 | carbon nanotube frame | 20 |
| #564 | duct tape | 56 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #34 | handful of moss | 336 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #297 | spooky stuffing | 21 |
| #100 | spooky toy wheel | 53 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |