| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #176 | BGE merchandise order form | 25 |
| #40 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 89 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #510 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #637 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #581 | Feynman gate | 16 |
| #206 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #505 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #51 | Workytime Tea | 60 |
| #199 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #43 | abandoned candy | 87 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #108 | bottle of Blank-Out | 161 |
| #684 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #530 | carbon nanotube frame | 20 |
| #563 | duct tape | 56 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #34 | handful of moss | 336 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #656 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #212 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #297 | spooky stuffing | 21 |
| #100 | spooky toy wheel | 53 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |