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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
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| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
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| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
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| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |
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