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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
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| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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