Kwani

RankItemQuantity
#72100-Watt bulb1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#340Happy Birthday, Claude! cake3
#131Hatorade1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#164Mr. Accessory1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#669Sugar Cog1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#1026Time Juice6
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#183Venus flytrap1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#679anniversary balloon1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#2042ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1298blood flower2
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#545can of fake snow1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#154cologne of contempt1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#224cordial of concentration1
#1243cranberries1
#585dance card1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#59dental pliers1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#819disembodied brain1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#1640doll house1
#398dope gangsta bling-bling2
#905duck-on-a-string2
#1281dwarf bread1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1086eyepatch1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#303fez of etymology1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#602filthy pestle1
#427furry pants1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#3809gingerbread horror1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#5338grue egg1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#930long skinny balloon1
#377los chinos1
#1372mafia aria6
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#686marionette2
#335meatcar model1
#199menorette1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#123miniature espresso maker1
#329ointment of the occult1
#218onion shurikens1
#1890oyster basket1
#149perfume of prejudice1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#332pine tar1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#2037pretty flower1
#1303rag doll1
#100raspberry beret1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#500snifter of thoroughly aged brandy11
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#1388spectral pickle1
#542spooky hockey mask3
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#133star spatula1
#420star sword1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#2260string of green beads1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#1487support cummerbund1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#2033teddy bear1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#285tiny balloon knife2
#1459tiny house8
#382tiny knife and fork1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#485tomato daiquiri2
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2068top1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1035toy wheel7
#478tree skirt1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#392tulip1
#58velvet choker1
#903white balloon1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1
#554worn tophat1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1348yo-yo10
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 299 items total!

what items are this player missing?